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Muscle Melt — Because Life is Pulling You Apart

from $37.00

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The soak your muscles have been begging for”

Muscle Melt is a rebel’s blend of Epsom salt, oats, and coconut milk powder that coaxes your muscles out of their tight little bunker. Add a squad of botanicals—ginger, calendula, chamomile, green tea, and a whisper of rosemary—to target tension and inflammation like a covert operation. Optional eucalyptus oil gives a sly little kick if you’re feeling adventurous.

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The soak your muscles have been begging for”

Muscle Melt is a rebel’s blend of Epsom salt, oats, and coconut milk powder that coaxes your muscles out of their tight little bunker. Add a squad of botanicals—ginger, calendula, chamomile, green tea, and a whisper of rosemary—to target tension and inflammation like a covert operation. Optional eucalyptus oil gives a sly little kick if you’re feeling adventurous.

Make it a "SPA DAY" (Optional Add ON —Highly Recommended)
$5.99

Why You’ll Love It

• Luxury Epsom Salt Only — Pure magnesium bliss. Nothing weird or questionable.

• Circulation + Relax Mode — Helps release tension you pretended wasn’t there.

• Heritage Botanicals — Elevated, elegant, and actually calming.

• Unedited Intel — Because if the moon landing was that smooth, our emails can be too.

  • Standard Size

    • 1x Tea Bath Standard Blend (up to 3 indulgent bath treatments)

    • 1x Reusable Cotton Tea Bag (so you can steep again and again)

    • Unedited Intel —Because if the moon landing was that smooth, our emails can be too.

    Compact Size

    • 1x Tea Bath CompactBlend (single bath treatment)

    • 1x Single-Use Steeping Tea Bag

    • Unedited Intel —Because if the moon landing was that smooth, our emails can be too.

    The “Spa Day” (Add-on)

    • 1x Tea Light Candle

    • 1x Single-Use Ponny Inner Circle Mask

  • Steep your Detox Defense Tea Bath in a pot on your stove. Let it brew like a potion they don’t want you to know about. Slide into the tub, candle flickering, face mask on, and let the world’s chaos drip off you… one suspicious soak at a time.

  • Epsom Salt (Magnesium Sulfate), Organic Avena sativa (Oats), Cocos nucifera (Coconut Milk Powder), Zingiber officinale (Ginger), Calendula officinalis (Calendula Flowers), Matricaria chamomilla (Chamomile Flowers), Camellia sinensis (Green Tea), Rosmarinus officinalis (Rosemary), Eucalyptus globulus (Eucalyptus Oil, optional).